Business
Tim Hortons Pilots a Windowless Drive-Thru Restaurant – Confusion Ensues
Loblaws Goes Square: Grocery Giant to Sell Only Geometrically Perfect Produce
Paris Hilton Named New Manager of the Hilton Paris
Staples’ Decision To Stop Carrying Staples Sparks Outrage Among Customers
Canada
Justin Trudeau’s Shocking Plan to Sell PEI Revealed
Manitobans Support Name Change to ‘Ontario West’ in Hopes of Finally Being Noticed by Rest of Canada
Nova Scotia School Board Sparks Controversy with Plan to Eliminate Recess
Conspiracy Theorist Claims Northwest Territories Doesn’t Exist, Residents Fight Back
Entertainment
Tucker Carlson’s Fuming and Ready to Make His Anger Known
Drag Queen Takes Thyme Magazine by Storm: Trixie Mattel Named “Person of the Year”
WHO’d Have Thought It: The Who Sues World Health Organization for Copyright Infringement
Las Vegas Shocks Gambling Industry with Plan to Outlaw Gambling
Health & Science
Ignorance Is Bliss According to a Recent Study
Going Toothless for Beauty: The Latest Trend That Will Leave You Speechless
69% of Seniors Confused by Number 69: Survey Reveals Lack of Bedroom Numeracy
LSD Overdose Leads Man To Claim Divine Encounter
Law & Order
Florida Man Arrested for Throwing Alligator Through Del Taco Drive-Thru Window
Alabama Family Robbed While Defending Their Right To Cook With Gas
Woman’s Desperate Attempt to Steal Sofa by Disguising it as a Baby Leads to Arrest
Oak Tree in Kelowna, British Columbia Files Lawsuit Against the Local Rcmp Detachment
Lifestyle
Primavera and Carbonara Tie for Least Popular Pasta Dishes in Shocking Upset
Study Finds That No One Hires a Contractor Based on a Sticker They Saw on the Back of a Traffic Sign
Woman’s Cheap Wig Meets Its Demise in Tragic Garbage Disposal Accident
The 10 Most Outrageous Baby Names of 2022: From Züm to One-Four and Beyond
Politics
China Launches Hot Air Balloon Tours Over Montana Sparking Surveillance Concerns
The Future for Pierre Poilievre’s Conservative Party Lies in Memes
Block-a-Mania: Ontario MPP Sam Oosterhoff’s Twitter Blocking Spree Reaches Epic Proportions
Matt Gaetz Launches All-Girls School Promising to Mold the Next Generation of Conservative Leaders
Technology
Actress Julia Roberts Takes on Tech Industry with New Line of Video Doorbells
Charge Your Phone by Doing Kegels? It’s Now Possible
New Apple Gadget Offers No Real Improvements, Comes with Hefty Price Tag
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Santa Struggles To Obtain Visa To Enter Canada: Prime Minister Apologizes for Holiday Setback

Santa Claus is having difficulty obtaining a visa to enter Canada, according to sources close to Jolly Old St. Nick.

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