Business

Loblaws Goes Square: Grocery Giant to Sell Only Geometrically Perfect Produce

Paris Hilton Named New Manager of the Hilton Paris

Staples’ Decision To Stop Carrying Staples Sparks Outrage Among Customers

McDonald’s Pulls a Quarter-Pounder-Sized Fast One, Renames Iconic Sandwich

Canada

Justin Trudeau’s Shocking Plan to Sell PEI Revealed

Manitobans Support Name Change to ‘Ontario West’ in Hopes of Finally Being Noticed by Rest of Canada

Nova Scotia School Board Sparks Controversy with Plan to Eliminate Recess

Conspiracy Theorist Claims Northwest Territories Doesn’t Exist, Residents Fight Back

Entertainment

Tucker Carlson’s Fuming and Ready to Make His Anger Known

Drag Queen Takes Thyme Magazine by Storm: Trixie Mattel Named “Person of the Year”

WHO’d Have Thought It: The Who Sues World Health Organization for Copyright Infringement

Las Vegas Shocks Gambling Industry with Plan to Outlaw Gambling

Health & Science

69% of Seniors Confused by Number 69: Survey Reveals Lack of Bedroom Numeracy

LSD Overdose Leads Man To Claim Divine Encounter

Scientists Discover That Doves Cry Silently, Causing Confusion Among Prince Fans

Douchebags Risk Health and Reputation with Oversized Veneers Trend

Law & Order

Florida Man Arrested for Throwing Alligator Through Del Taco Drive-Thru Window

Alabama Family Robbed While Defending Their Right To Cook With Gas

Woman’s Desperate Attempt to Steal Sofa by Disguising it as a Baby Leads to Arrest

Oak Tree in Kelowna, British Columbia Files Lawsuit Against the Local Rcmp Detachment

Lifestyle

Primavera and Carbonara Tie for Least Popular Pasta Dishes in Shocking Upset

Study Finds That No One Hires a Contractor Based on a Sticker They Saw on the Back of a Traffic Sign

Woman’s Cheap Wig Meets Its Demise in Tragic Garbage Disposal Accident

The 10 Most Outrageous Baby Names of 2022: From Züm to One-Four and Beyond

Politics

Block-a-Mania: Ontario MPP Sam Oosterhoff’s Twitter Blocking Spree Reaches Epic Proportions

Matt Gaetz Launches All-Girls School Promising to Mold the Next Generation of Conservative Leaders

Is Justin Trudeau an Alien? Some Canadians Wonder

Ontario Announces Plan to Solve Traffic Congestion by Doing Away with Roads: Commuters Confused

Technology

Charge Your Phone by Doing Kegels? It’s Now Possible

New Apple Gadget Offers No Real Improvements, Comes with Hefty Price Tag

Visible Penis Line? “Not on My Watch,” Says TikTok

Tinder Makes Bold Move to Remove ‘Swipe Left’ and Increase Inclusivity with New Algorithm Changes

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Staples’ Decision To Stop Carrying Staples Sparks Outrage Among Customers
The office supply industry is reeling from Staples' announcement that they will cease carrying staples by 2024.