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President Biden Arrives in Ukraine, Only to Forget Why He’s There
KYIV, UA – In what could be a major diplomatic blunder, President Joe Biden has allegedly forgotten the purpose of his trip to Ukraine, according to sources close to the White House. The President arrived in Kyiv on Monday for what was supposed to be a critical meeting with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky.
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