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Italy Banning New Super Mario Bros Movie Amid Controversy
MILAN, ITALY – The Italian government has announced that it will be banning the highly anticipated Super Mario Bros movie after widespread protests. According to a statement from the Ministry of Culture, the decision was made after it was discovered that the film contained content that was deemed insensitive to Italians.
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