It appears that Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau may not be human after all.
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It appears that Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau may not be human after all.

With his perfectly coiffed hair, unearthly good looks, and seemingly endless supply of weird socks, some are starting to wonder if our prime minister, Justin Trueau, is actually and alien lifeform from another planet.

The rumors began to circulate when a grainy photograph surfaced on social media of Trudeau wearing a suit that appeared to be made of some sort of metallic, extraterrestrial material. When asked about the suit at a press conference, Trudeau simply smiled and said, “It’s just a new fabric I’m testing out. I can assure you, it’s not from outer space.”

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But that hasn’t stopped Canadians from speculating. Some have pointed to Trudeau’s eerily good skin as evidence of his alien origins, while others have noted that he seems to possess an unusual ability to speak multiple languages fluently, including French. “Maybe he’s a translator for his alien overlords,” one conspiracy theorist posited.

I always knew there was something off about him.

Concerned Citizen

Others have pointed to Trudeau’s seemingly superhuman stamina as proof that he’s not of this world. “Have you ever seen him get tired? Like, ever?” said one concerned citizen. “It’s just not normal for a human. I always knew there was something off about him.”

There are, however, those who remain skeptical. “I just don’t see it,” said one political analyst. “Sure, he’s got the hair and the charm, but I think it’s more likely that he’s just a very polished politician.”

But for those who believe that Trudeau is an alien, the question remains: why is he here? Some have speculated that he’s on a mission to destroy Earth from within, sent by a benevolent alien race. Others think that he’s a scout, sent to assess the planet’s resources before his alien overlords launch a full-scale invasion.

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Trudeau himself has remained tight-lipped about the rumors, simply stating that “I am a proud Canadian and I have no intention of leaving this planet anytime soon.” But with the mystery surrounding his alien origins deepening, some Canadians are beginning to wonder if they’ll ever truly know the truth.

One thing is certain, if Justin Trudeau was an alien, Canadians would have an extraterrestrial leader with an impeccable sock game.

Justin Trudeau, CC BY 3.0, via Wikimedia Commons (Edited by The Platypus)

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