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Doug Ford Promises To Pay Raises to Striking Educational Support Workers Using All the Fines Collected From Their Colleagues

Doug Ford Promises To Pay Raises to Striking Educational Support Workers Using All the Fines Collected From Their Colleagues

In a brilliant game of 4D chess, Doug Ford promises to increase the salary of striking education support workers using the money he’s fining them for striking. The government hopes that no one will scrutinize the program too closely.

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