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Texas Senator Ted Cruz Did His Best To Avoid Staring at the Knockers of a Woman Seated Behind Him at a Yankees Game

Texas Senator Ted Cruz Did His Best To Avoid Staring at the Knockers of a Woman Seated Behind Him at a Yankees Game

During a recent Yankees game, “Cancun Cruz” avoided staring at a woman whose breasts, in his words, were like “great tracks of land.” Ted’s wife Heidi Cruz, who Donald Trump called ugly, was unavailable for comment.

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